Spork Snark

At REI.com, a comment about the Sea to Summit Alpha Light Spork:

Since I got my ACTION SPORK, I’ve earned the envy and respect of ALL of my coworkers. I wear my ACTION SPORK on my belt loop so I have it with me at all times. Why, just this morning I had an engaging conversation about whether or not I could take down a hyena with my ACTION SPORK. I think I could. It’s surprisingly lightweight and rigid, has a sexy anodized finish, and most importantly comes with a perfect tiny carabiner. When people see your ACTION SPORK on your belt loop, they’ll know you’re a man/woman of ACTION.

In the interest of completeness, I should mention that I have not eaten with my ACTION SPORK yet. But I’m confident that it’s fork enough to stab into a potato and spoon enough to provide a perfectly adequate sipping platform.


One Comment on “Spork Snark”

  1. Thanks for sharing. I also love a good spork, though admittedly it’s not much good without a hiking stove. You need a way to cook that potato before you can stab and eat it.


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